All I Need to Know…
1. All I need to know about life I learned from my teddy bear…
- Hugs are even better than chocolate.
- There’s no such thing as too many kisses.
- One good cuddle can change a grumpy day.
- Love is supposed to wear out your fur a little.
- It’s okay to let your inside stuffing show now and then.
- Listening is as important as talking.
- Someone’s got to keep their eyes open all the time.
- It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.
- Everyone needs someone to hold onto.
- There’s no friend like an old friend.
2. All I need to know about life I learned from my cat…
- Life is hard, and then you nap.
- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they’re busy.
- Climb your way to the top — that’s why the drapes are there.
- Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone’s face.
- Make your mark in the world… or at least spray in each corner.
- When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is right, not a privilege.
- Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
3. All I need to know about life I learned from my dog…
- If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
- If at first you don’t succeed, beg.
- Don’t go out without ID.
- Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by peeing on their shoes.
- Always give people a friendly greeting.
- When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for it (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
- If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
- When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
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(Source: lns.cornell.edu)
